Hello everybody! Today I was fortunate enough to finally go and enjoy the new Star Trek movie. Hooray! Alex, Kurt, and even Gaby joined me on my epic voyage to puberty via cinematic perfection. I'll get straight to the point: my cheeks are in all honesty in pain from smiling. I cried. I laughed. It did not disappoint in any manner. In fact, all of my expectations were absolutely shattered within the first 10 minutes of the movie. No lies. No exaggerations. I am seriously blissin' out hard... still. Alright. I'm done. Fuck off.